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" A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! "
Doug Larson


" A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! "
Eric Bolton


" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him
to forgive me. "
Erno Philips


" Start every day with a smile and get it over with. "
W.C. Fields


" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. "
Will Rogers


" Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. "
Erica Jong


" Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. "
Elbert Hubbard



" Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. "
Wendell Johnson


" Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? "
Benny Hill